Saturday, March 1, 2008

living the impossible dream

the leader of a certain nation across the causeway has vowed to eradicate poverty by 2010 - this being his election slogan.

which is harder?
1) singapore getting to world cup 2010
OR
2) malaysia to eradicate poverty by 2010
in order for singapore to get to world cup 2010, we need to START bribing opponents (remember, we have billion of dollars to invest in UBS, Merill Lynch etc)
1) 1 billion to Saudi Arabia
2) 5 billion to Uzbekistan
3) 5 billion to Lebanon
in order for malaysia to eradicate poverty by 2010, they need to STOP bribing the ministers.

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