Thursday, February 28, 2008

extract of sms from LL

miserable love story of modern era, worst than romeo and juliet.

ME: Mr tan also no picking up phone...
LL: Oh No... Send me his number lah... Please.

ME: How?
LL: Don't know. I ask Zephy to go collect. I think he gtting punish cause not back yet.

ME: Eh... Then you go la. Pple doing u a favour n u let her wait?? That's how you treat A????
LL: Lol? You stop making lies! Later lightning strike you then you know.

ME: Wat lies? She's waiting....
LL: Got the key already. :) help me kiss her thanks.

ME: If u thinking of kissing A, do it outside sch. I know you despo....
LL: Sorry. But I am gay

ME: That's cool... Turned gay cos u can't get A? U vowed never to like girl other than A? Nice...
LL: ... You very free right?

ME: Quite... My only short day of the week... U so sweet, so young (already) so devoted... Must put ur story on my blog

cam whoring...

hmm... a weird term used on me... cam whoring... but i don't mind!! do i get paid at the end of the day for erm... whoring??


Monday, February 25, 2008

corporal punishment - caught red handed...

need i say more? vote yes for corporal punisment!!! :)

Monday, February 18, 2008

rich tai-tais in the news

incident one:


rich tai tai on aeroplane.
air stewardess served her husband and talked to him.
*SLAP*
rich tai tai slapped stewardess.
rich tai tai questioned why air stewardess is talking to her husband.



incident two:


two rich tai tais running for committee position in a prestigious club (very prestigious!)
one rich tai tai send e-mail to prestigious country club along thomson road area, questioning the other rich tai tai's marital status.
rich tai tai with supposedly dubious marital status got suspended.
mistreated rich tai tai sued and won.
rich tai tai who sent e-mail denied any wrong doing - she was just "capitalise" on rumours.

wonder which rich tai tai is more "poisonous"? what's wrong with these people?? the amount of money and prestige has gone to their head and emptied their brains? couldn't they spend more time, doing charity work with the amount of money they have? instead, they rather spend the money in the court-room, offering money to the leeching lawyers.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Lunar New Year at Kluang

made a 4 hours trip back to kluang for the lunar new year. although the bus ride is only about 1.5 hours long, worried (kiasu, according to some singaporeans) that there may be a jam at the darn causeway, so had to leave an hour and a half earlier to cross that 1km bridge.


what i experienced when trying to clear the custom is exactly why i will never never return back to malaysia as a citizen... those custom officers are so lazy and so slow in clearing the tourists. they flip each page of the passport as if it weighs 100 tonnes. their eyes half closed, what were they checking really?? (read today's 15/2/2008 news paper if you have time, the custom officer actually tried to hit on a cheo bu while checking her passport, asking her for her telephone number! DESPERATE!) these people are lazy and almost to the brink of being useless. malaysia boleh!


the bus ride was rather pleasant, because i slept throughout the journey. haha... you won't want to watch the video they show on the bus. the voice is so soft, ride is jerky, and reading the english subtitle won't help either, unless you understand things like "joseph, i ask the pot fill mary", "was enemy michael fight" - DUH?!

bus station at kluang (below) - unchanged, untouched since 1980s! you wonder where their development money go to, into the pocket of the ministers/mayors, where else....






granmother's neighbour back in the 'kampong' of kluang and her mini garden.